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Posted:Jan 17, 2009 at 12:45 am
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The Troll sat with Magician and ordered a brew
Talk turned to tales of sorrow so true.
'Bout women, bout war and 'bout scars that they bore
Both paying heed to the nights Hockey score.

"She hurt me" Troll muttered to mug full of foam
"Griswalda?" Mage laughed, "That ugly old Gnome?"
Raising an eyebrow - "She's an odd one to court"
"Though its true many have sailed through her port."

Half in his cups, Troll started to simmer
As Mage joked bout his love's gnomic glimmer
His friend noticed, and took a long swig
Then humbly apologized for being a pig.

"To each Troll their own, as crazed the match be"
"And for her to defer you, the more fool is she.
"But," Mage continued "Did you think she'd deliver?"
"With Troll fleets invading her home - Newa River?"

"Evole gas semter!" was Troll's retort
"Ce sev" slobber slobber "igsl lort!"
The Magician waited for more, he sat pat
For he was pretty sure he'd just been sworn at.

Troll settled down, he smiled and chuckled
Picked up the stool that in rage he had buckled
"You're right," he agreed, "Griswalda's no crisis"
"But speak of Troll fleets - one just occupied Tarsis."

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Edgar Allen Poe is turning over in his grave... Ah well. =P

The Trolls do indeed have a good turn, as do several other factions. The Leprechauns can be forgiven for thinking that their pot of gold must be in another game, and our armed neutral Nomads meet the bitter end of their voyage.

There were two retreats due from the Fall resolution but both had only one option other than OTB. The Barbarian fleet in Paras Derval was relocated to River Saeren and the Leprechaun fleet from Gollerus found more luck in Fitzgibbon. (If OTB is preferred in either case, please just let me know.)

And, with another Fall in the books we move onto Winter 02. Most have adjustments to make - deadline will be set for Monday, January 19th (11:59 PM GMT).

As always, please let me know if you spot any mistakes. Cheers!

Bartender Trout

Movement results for Fall of 2. (DC 224 02 FALL)

Archers: A Llyr - Loxley.
Archers: F Kingdom Of Hearts Hold.
Archers: A Maze Of Regrets - Fantastica.
Archers: F Cliffs Of Insanity - Rugged Coast.

Barbarians: F Paras Derval Supports A Spiral Castle - Kingdom Of Hearts
(*Dislodged*).
Barbarians: A Spiral Castle - Kingdom Of Hearts (*Disbanded*).
Barbarians: A Eridu - Brennin.

Centaurs: A Anvard - Tumnus.
Centaurs: A Sleepy Hollow - Immoren.
Centaurs: F Cathal - Anvard.
Centaurs: A Calormen Supports A Anvard - Tumnus.
Centaurs: F Sunless Sea Supports F Archenland - Mist Marsh (*Disbanded*).

Dwarves: A Nowwhat - Brandywine.
Dwarves: A Pwyll - Zhentil Keep.
Dwarves: A Hollow Earth - Caverns Of The Snow Witch.
Dwarves: F Churning Reach - The Julianthes.

Elves: A Garthim Supports F Auryn - City Of Splednors.
Elves: A Prekkandorran Heights - Great Steppes.
Elves: A Lubrick Supports F Great Steppes - Gollerus.
Elves: F Auryn - City Of Splednors (*Fails*).
Elves: F North Rainbow Lake - Thunderhead.
Elves: F South Rainbow Lake Supports F Great Steppes - Gollerus.

Faeries: F Gurgi - Land Of Sweets.
Faeries: F Gumdrop Isle - East Mirianic Ocean.
Faeries: A Dragons Teeth Mtns Supports A Strawberry Fields - Spiral Castle.
Faeries: A Strawberry Fields - Spiral Castle.
Faries: F Ella - West Mirianic Ocean. [[VOID - No Such Unit]
Faeries: F North Mirianic Ocean Hold. [[UNORDERED UNIT]]

Gnomes: A Avalon Hold.
Gnomes: A Gwynir Hold.
Gnomes: F Andarien Plain Supports A Gu'Tanoth - Paras Derval.
Gnomes: F Grief Reef - Newa River (*Fails*).

Hobbits: A Mordor - Two Towers.
Hobbits: A Krikkit Supports A Mordor - Two Towers.
Hobbits: F Never Never Land - High Seas.
Hobbits: F Restless Waters - Traverse Town (*Fails*).
Hobbits: F Sea Of Fallen Stars - Enchanted Isles (*Bounce*).

Knights: A Gu'Tanoth - Paras Derval.
Knights: A Arborlon - Grimpen Ward.
Knights: F Grimpen Ward - Mist Marsh.
Knights: F Archenland - Telmar.
Knights: F Icereach - Gu'Tanoth.
Knights: A Heavens Well Supports A Gu'Tanoth - Paras Derval.

Leprechauns: F Gollerus Supports F Great Steppes - South Rainbow Lake
(*Dislodged*).
Leprechauns: F Myrtle Supports F Gollerus.
Leprechauns: A Hoarluk - Whoville (*Bounce*).

Magicians: A Ergoth - Darken Wood.
Magicians: F Krynn - River Styx.
Magicians: F Skellington - Everglot (*Fails*).
Magicians: F Sable's Swamp Supports F West Sea Of Shadows.
Magicians: F West Sea Of Shadows Supports F Skellington - Everglot.

Nomads: F The Julianthes - All Saints Bay.
Nomads: F Rift Canyon - Razors Edge (*Bounce*).

Ogres: A Forbidden City - Auryn (*Bounce*).
Ogres: F Great Steppes - Gollerus.
Ogres: A Uuno - Whoville (*Bounce*).
Ogres: F Ilthmar - Auryn (*Bounce*).

Pirates: F Riku Supports F Never Never Land - High Seas.
Pirates: F Traverse Town Supports A Maze Of Regrets - Fantastica (*Cut*).
Pirates: A Far Far Away Hold.
Pirates: F Mermaids Lagoon Supports F Never Never Land - High Seas.

Rogues: A Grissel Hold.
Rogues: F Orboros Supports A Grissel.
Rogues: A Walk Of Clouds - Corona.
Rogues: F Celestial Delta - Sunless Sea.
Rogues: F Beaversdam Supports F Celestial Delta - Sunless Sea.
Rogues: F East Sea Of Shadows Supports F Everglot.

Samurai: F City Of Splednors Supports A Shining Stream (*Cut*).
Samurai: A Anhondo Plain Supports F City Of Splednors.
Samurai: A Shining Stream Supports F City Of Splednors.
Samurai: F Way The Heck Out There - Enchanted Isles (*Bounce*).

Trolls: A Kahvi - Plains Of Dust.
Trolls: F Grendel Supports F High Seas - Tarsis.
Trolls: F Cave Of Ordeals Supports F Thon-Thalas - Newa River.
Trolls: F Thon-Thalas - Newa River.
Trolls: F High Seas - Tarsis.

Undead: A To-Gai-Ru Hold.
Undead: F Everglot Hold.
Undead: F Ansalon - Ithin'Carthia(wc).
Undead: F The Old Gristmill Hold.

Wizards: F Myth Drannor Supports F Great Glacier.
Wizards: F Great Glacier Supports F Myth Drannor.
Wizards: A Valley Of Lost Honor Supports F Auryn - City Of Splednors.
Wizards: A Thirsty Desert - Candlekeep.
Wizards: F River Of Dawn - Razors Edge (*Bounce*).

Retreat orders for Fall of 2. (DC 224 02 EW)

Barbarians: F Paras Derval - River Saeren.

Leprechauns: F Gollerus - Fitzgibbon.

Unit locations:

Archers: A Loxley, A Fantastica, F Kingdom Of Hearts, F Rugged Coast.
Barbarians: A Brennin, F River Saeren.
Centaurs: F Anvard, A Tumnus, A Calormen, A Immoren.
Dwarves: A Zhentil Keep, F The Julianthes, A Brandywine, A Caverns Of The
Snow Witch.
Elves: A Garthim, A Lubrick, F Auryn, A Great Steppes, F Thunderhead, F
South Rainbow Lake.
Faeries: A Spiral Castle, F Land Of Sweets, A Dragons Teeth Mtns, F East
Mirianic Ocean, F North Mirianic Ocean.
Gnomes: A Avalon, A Gwynir, F Andarien Plain, F Grief Reef.
Hobbits: A Krikkit, A Two Towers, F High Seas, F Restless Waters, F Sea Of
Fallen Stars.
Knights: F Gu'Tanoth, A Paras Derval, A Grimpen Ward, F Telmar, A Heavens
Well, F Mist Marsh.
Leprechauns: F Myrtle, F Fitzgibbon, A Hoarluk.
Magicians: F Skellington, F Sable's Swamp, A Darken Wood, F River Styx, F
West Sea Of Shadows.
Nomads: F All Saints Bay, F Rift Canyon.
Ogres: F Gollerus, A Forbidden City, A Uuno, F Ilthmar.
Pirates: F Riku, F Traverse Town, A Far Far Away, F Mermaids Lagoon.
Rogues: A Grissel, F Orboros, A Corona, F Sunless Sea, F Beaversdam, F
East Sea Of Shadows.
Samurai: F City Of Splednors, A Anhondo Plain, A Shining Stream, F Way The
Heck Out There.
Trolls: F Newa River, F Tarsis, F Grendel, F Cave Of Ordeals, A Plains Of
Dust.
Undead: A To-Gai-Ru, F Everglot, F The Old Gristmill, F Ithin'Carthia(wc).
Wizards: A Candlekeep, F Myth Drannor, F Great Glacier, A Valley Of Lost
Honor, F River Of Dawn.

Ownership of supply centers:

Archers: Llyr, Loxley, Prydain, Fantastica, Duloc, Kingdom Of Hearts.
Barbarians: Brennin.
Centaurs: Anvard, Tumnus, Sleepy Hollow, Cathal.
Dwarves: Mt Nimro, Carpantha, Undermountain, Zhentil Keep, The Julianthes,
Spirit Pond.
Elves: Garthim, Gelfling, Prekkandorran Heights, Lubrick, Auryn, Caer.
Faeries: Vinyaya, Oz, Ella, Spiral Castle, Land Of Sweets, Gurgi, Gumdrop
Isle.
Gnomes: Hundred Acre Wood, Khemri, Slightly Gulch, Avalon, Gwynir.
Hobbits: Mordor, Rohan, Lindon, Krikkit, Two Towers, Land Ho.
Knights: Gu'Tanoth, Paras Derval, Wing Hove, Arborlon, Grimpen Ward,
Archenland, Telmar, Icereach.
Leprechauns: Knockshegowna, Tuatha.
Magicians: Ergoth, Krynn, Skellington, Cyriss.
Ogres: Gollerus, Horborixen, Nehwon, Lankhmar, Fafhrd, Forbidden City.
Pirates: Riku, The Neverwood, Pans Labyrinth, Never Never Land, Traverse
Town.
Rogues: Grissel, Grimheim, The Silver City, Ashan, Orboros, Dargaard Keep,
Corona, Dimmsdale.
Samurai: Traal, Magrathea, Fjord, City Of Splednors.
Trolls: Newa River, Tarsis, Sorrow's End, Niflheim, Kahvi, Troldhaugen,
Grendel.
Undead: To-Gai-Ru, Skullcap, Everglot, Ansalon, The Old Gristmill,
Terabithia.
Wizards: Baldurs Gate, Waterdeep, Faerun, Candlekeep, Myth Drannor, Great
Glacier.
Unowned: Whoville, Devils Canyon, Enchanted Isles, Neverpeak Mountain,
Ivory Tower.

Archers: 6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 2 units.
Barbarians: 1 Supply center ( 0 blocked), 2 Units: Removes 1 unit.
Centaurs: 4 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 0 units.
Dwarves: 6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 2 units.
Elves: 6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 6 Units: Builds 0 units.
Faeries: 7 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 5 Units: Builds 2 units.
Gnomes: 5 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 1 unit.
Hobbits: 6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 5 Units: Builds 1 unit.
Knights: 8 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 6 Units: Builds 2 units.
Leprechauns: 2 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 3 Units: Removes 1 unit.
Magicians: 4 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 5 Units: Removes 1 unit.
Nomads: 0 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 2 Units: Removes 2 units.
Ogres: 6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 2 units.
Pirates: 5 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 1 unit.
Rogues: 8 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 6 Units: Builds 2 units.
Samurai: 4 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 0 units.
Trolls: 7 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 5 Units: Builds 2 units.
Undead: 6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 4 Units: Builds 2 units.
Wizards: 6 Supply centers ( 0 blocked), 5 Units: Builds 1 unit.


NEXT DEADLINE: WINTER 02 ADJUSTMENTS DUE MONDAY, JANUARY 19TH (11:59 PM GMT)!!

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